C’est fini: Goodbye to Frog lessons

I love French classLast night was my last attendance at my council-run French class. It’s the end of the school year.

Classes will resume in October but my time is up. I have now done three years at the top level.

Friends and relatives often express surprise when I tell them I go to a French class. “But surely your French is very good now after all these years in France?” they query. Well, yes, my spoken French is pretty good but it never hurts to practise.

And it hasn’t cost me a centime. A two-hour class once a week for a year costs just 45 euros for a local resident, 90 euros for someone not living in the borough and, here was the clincher for me, nothing, zip, 0 euros if you are unemployed. And I am.

I’ve blogged several times about my French classes over the past three years. My first teacher was Francis, an inspired and interesting guy, a retired headmaster. We would ramble on at length about poetry and history and politics. I think some of the younger members of class got slightly bored with this.

He quit after the first year – he had issues with the council and, perhaps, it with him.

For my second and third year my teacher was a woman called Annie, who is also retired. In introducing herself to the class, she informed us she was 61 years old, divorced, no children but has a dog.

Unlike Francis, Annie liked to do lots of written work and grammar. Not as entertaining as Francis but probably more educational.

Annie often asked me if the lessons were too simple for me, which I took as a compliment; the standard in the class varied quite a bit but it’s the top class so there was nowhere else for me to go.

Anyway, last night was the final lesson. The previous week there had been an end-of-year party for all three levels of French classes but I couldn’t attend. After tackling tricky French grammar and the like, Annie decided that for the last half an hour we should drink and make merry. There were only seven of us in all but Annie had thoughtfully brought in wine and orange juice and cakes and biscuits.

The class was very much a united nations affair: Two men – an Englishman and a fellow journalist from Colombia; four women – from Romania, Spain, Algeria and Macedonia. Plus Annie, the French teacher.

The class had dwindled in size over the year from a high of about 15 or so. Other nationalities attending over the year included Italian, German, Japanese, Chinese, Russian etc.

And then it was goodbye bisous from everyone and we all walked out into the night and our separate lives.

I shall miss my weekly Tuesday French class.

Musical Monday: Alex Hepburn

That Kate Nelligan moment

Kate NelliganLast night I rewatched, for the umpteenth time, Eye of the Needle starring Kate Nelligan and Donald Sutherland. It’s a good old-fashioned wartime thriller based on Ken Follett’s novel of the same name.

The film came out in 1981. Crumbs, that’s a long time ago.

I remember when I first watched the film at the cinema and was captivated when Nelligan stepped out of the tub after having a bath with her young son and the bathroom door is opened by Sutherland, who sees her in all her naked splendour. Well, not all. Just a quick glimpse of a nipple actually.

The scene is tame and innocent by today’s standards but it still hits home.

I just looked up Kate Nelligan on Wikipedia and it states that she’s 62. Surely not?! If she reshot this scene she’d probably need handrails to get out of the bath. Not quite the same sexual intensity.

Musical Monday: Neil Young

27 years of marriage and counting . . .

Wedding 7 June 1986Today my wife and I celebrate our 27th wedding anniversary.

In 1986 we tied the knot in Durdat-Larequille, a tiny French town in the countryside of the Auvergne.

The local mayor performed the service in the mairie. I made history that day – I was the first Englishman ever married in the town.

It was a great day of feasting and drinking and dancing and making merry. And it’s continued to be great in the ensuing 27 years. Santé!

 

Stamp out dog poo!

IMGP2435Five years ago I wrote on my old (and now closed) blog about the problem of dog poo on the pavements in my neighbourhood. The blogpost was entitled “Merde, merde everywhere”.

I wrote:

Here in my inner banlieue the problem of dog turds is quite acute and walking my daughter to and from school, dragging along her weighty satchel on wheels, is akin to skipping across a minefield with a blindfold: eventually you’re going to step on something nasty.

My daughter’s now 15 and doesn’t have a wheelie satchel but the dog poo problem hasn’t gone away despite big efforts from the council.

IMGP2436Five years ago the council installed 27 distributors of plastic bags to pick up the excrement in a pilot scheme, and it said it intended to set up more poo pickup points in the coming months. Which it did.

But the problem persists.

Now the council is running an anti-poo campaign across the neighbourhood with these bright yellow placards displayed everywhere.

Will it work? I doubt it somehow.

According to the council, each day in our neighbourhood 50 kilograms, or 110 pounds, of dog turds are cleared up. But, unfortunately, there’s more where that came from. Lots more.

Free plastic bags are provided for owners to clean up after their dogs at receptacles on many street corners.

The bag has written on it:

Attention ce sac n’est pas un jouet. Ne pas laisser les enfants et les bébés jouer avec ce sac pour éviter tout risque d’etouffement.
(Warning, this bag isn’t a toy. Don’t let children and babies play with it as there is a risk of suffocation.)

IMGP2437There are several drawings on how dog owners should use this bag: open it, scoop up poo, put bag in bin provided. I’m glad they explained how otherwise the neighbourhood might have seen people blowing up the bags like balloons or eating them or wearing them as earrings, and then posting their letters in the bin.

The bag also has written on it:

Un petit geste au quotidien . . . un grand geste pour l’environnement, et pour les autres.
(A small daily gesture … a big one for the environment and for other people.)

Ensemble, préservons nos espaces de vie.
(Together, let us preserve our neighbourhood).

IMGP2438At the bottom of the bag there is a grinning dog and a paw print alongside of which there is written:

Gracias, Thank you, Danke shön, Bedankt, Grazie, Merci.

I wrote five years ago: Blimey, are they expecting a delegation of the United Nations to take its mutts for walkies round here?

Still, at least the council is making a concerted effort to tackle the problem. Again.

Musical Monday: Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald